{"product_id":"gods-biggest-burden-shirt","title":"God's Biggest Burden Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePrinted only when you order it. No warehouse full of shirts in sizes nobody wanted, no mountain of unsold mediums haunting us forever. You order, a machine prints this exact shirt, it ships to you. Thanks for supporting a more sensible amount of existential merchandise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Runs fitted and a little shorter than a standard heavyweight tee. If you like room, size up. Chest measurements are below and they don't lie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe shirt itself\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ul1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eFabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz\/yd² (170-180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eBlank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWash inside out, cold, tumble dry low or hang it. The print will outlast your interest in it. (Yes, this is different from our patches, which are hand wash only and will absolutely be ruined by your washing machine.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShipping, honestly\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eShirts are printed at a separate facility from our patches, stickers, pins, and hats. Two things follow from that:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col class=\"ol1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eShirts take longer. Figure about a week and a half to your door, sometimes less.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"li1\"\u003eIf your order has a shirt plus anything else, it arrives in two shipments on two different days. 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