Stay Busy Feel Nothing Shirt

A melting smiley face and a productivity philosophy that has never once failed to work, if you don't count the feelings part.

Printed only when you order it. No warehouse full of shirts in sizes nobody wanted, no mountain of unsold mediums haunting us forever. You order, a machine prints this exact shirt, it ships to you. Thanks for supporting a more sensible amount of existential merchandise.

Fit: Runs fitted and a little shorter than a standard heavyweight tee. If you like room, size up. Chest measurements are below and they don't lie.

The shirt itself

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz. lightweight, soft, broken-in feel rather than a thick heavyweight
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• XS through 2XL. $30, 2XL is $32.
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Care

Wash inside out, cold, tumble dry low or hang it. The print will outlast your interest in it. (Yes, this is different from our patches, which are hand wash only and will absolutely be ruined by your washing machine.)

Shipping, honestly

Shirts are printed at a separate facility from our patches, stickers, pins, and hats. Two things follow from that:

1. Shirts take longer. Figure about a week and a half to your door, sometimes less.
2. If your order has a shirt plus anything else, it arrives in two shipments on two different days. You're only charged shipping once, at checkout, and you'll see the total before you pay.

Questions, complaints, or design requests all go to the same inbox and I read them.

Size guide