About us
Retrograde is just one guy with too much creativity and some feelings (I wasn't loved enough as a child). My mom Suz packs the orders, so somewhere in Texas a very nice woman is sealing your existential crisis into an envelope.
Everything here is built to say the quiet part out loud. Mental health, internet brain, the slow collapse of society, the joke you'd only tell your funniest friend. If that sounds like you, welcome. If it doesn't, also welcome. The stickers are still good.
And the reply-to on our emails is real. It's just me back there. Not a bot, just a guy.