Wholesale

Stock the stuff your customers read out loud.

Embroidered patches, stickers, and enamel pins about mental health, internet brain, and the slow collapse of society. Drawn by Jay, packed by his mom, laughed at by strangers in your store.

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  • 5.0 on Faire
  • In 150+ shops
  • Family-run in Texas
Shops' faves
We're All Going To Die Patch
Stay Positive Pin
Return Me to the Void Sticker
Maximize Shareholder Value Sticker
Trying My Best Patch
Existence is Suffering Pin
Why shops carry us

Small stuff. Loud laughs. Easy yes.

Counter-sized

Patches, stickers, and pins are small, affordable, and made for "okay, and this one too" at checkout.

They start conversations

People pick them up, laugh, then go find a friend to show. That's how they sell.

Shop-approved

We're a Top Shop on Faire with a 5.0 rating from other retailers.

A real person

No ticket numbers and no "per my last email." If you need something, Jay's the one who writes back.

Shop owners, unprompted

Don't take our word for it.

Real stockists, real words. All we did was make the font bigger.

“Will buy again! Great products, my customers are laughing and buying them up!”
Cliff's Variety
“Funny dark patches that are sure to get noticed! We have been selling these patches for a few years and they are sure to get a laugh.”
Bob Headquarters
“The patches have been popular in store since we started stocking them. The new stickers are going well too and are really nice quality.”
Pie in the Sky
“There's always many giggles coming from customers when looking through our collection of Retrograde patches.”
Snoop Shrewsbury
Apply

Tell us about your shop.

It takes about two minutes, and Jay reads every one himself.

  1. 1You fill this out. Be as weird as you want.
  2. 2Jay writes back with pricing, the line sheet, and how ordering works.
  3. 3Suz packs your first box. Your customers start giggling.
We'll need something to call you.
What's the shop called?
That email looks a little off.
We like to see where we'd live.
Where in the world are you?
Close enough counts.
Where do you sell?
What are you eyeing? (pick any)

We'll reply with pricing and the line sheet. You won't get ambushed with a newsletter.

Rather order through Faire?

We're there too, with the same stuff and the same Suz. Pick whichever's easier for you.

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