We're All Going To Die Shirt

• Printed to order
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester
• Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Fitted cut that runs a little shorter than a standard heavyweight tee
• Size up for a roomier fit and check the size guide before ordering

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry.

Shipping, honestly

Shirts are printed at a separate facility from our patches, stickers, pins, and hats. Two things follow from that:

• Shirts take longer. Figure about a week and a half to your door, sometimes less.
• If your order has a shirt plus anything else, it arrives in two shipments on two different days. You're only charged shipping once, at checkout, and you'll see the total before you pay.

Questions, complaints, or design requests all go to the same inbox and I read them.

Size guide